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OKAY! This is a VERY BIG announcement to the few members of this community I actually have! I'm going to make an effort to get more people to join!

So please, just go to one promotion community, or any community you think might be similar to this one, and let the world know that HUMANS_SUCK_ASS is here! And hating more humans one lifeform at a time!

Thank you! :D

P.S. The rules to the community have been changed! So check them out!
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Ahem.

Once again.

Dear emo people,

Making little LJ posts so obviously begging for attention is not the way to get attention. I do not understand what you find so difficult about this concept. It's really -not that hard- for the love of all Jesus Christ.

Therefore.

The next time I see a "OMG I R SO HETED SO comment here or you are defriended" post. Guess who's not commenting? Yes! That's me! And guess who will probably still be on your flist, like the last time you pulled that crap? OMG. YES. ME AGAIN! Good job, emo kid, you win a slit across the wrist. Remember, it's down the river, not across the street.

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*clears throat*

Your friends suck. :D

*goes back to business as usual*

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http://www.livejournal.com/community/found_objects/2483523.html?view=37423939#t37423939

Owned, bitch.

I fucking hate people who happen to live other places in the world thinking its okay to fling insults at Americans, just because their toes have been stepped on over stupid shit. I can't bring myself to comment any further.

FUCK OFF, asshats. Go buy yourself some maturity and stop assuming you know so fucking much.

Narrow fucking worldview my ASS.
Current Mood:
annoyed annoyed
Current Music:
Jason Mraz - All That Lies
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Fuck you, you ignorant selfish fucking whore. Don't fucking tell ME, of ALL PEOPLE, what your opinions on things that you will NEVER EXPERIENCE are. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and you obviously haven't even fucking thought your bullshit opinions through before spouting them to people who will spit in your face for sharing.

As the song goes: I hate you, Fuck you, Leave me alone.

Current Mood:
pissed off pissed off
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Do you enjoy lying?

Did you know we're all laughing at you?

Yes. That girl you think is your best fwend? She's actually telling me every piece of shit you say about me.

Betrayed? I don't understand how you could feel betrayed. Betrayal is when someone comes along pretending to be your friend and then does something against you that is in their own best interest. I never pretended to be your friend. In fact, I don't think it could have been more obvious that I wanted you to die.

Damn. I really wished I'd done those things you blame me of. Srsly. Because now I have nothing left to do to you. ;-;

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Which will hey, lead to my next rant.

Emo people need to die, as I mentioned in the former post.

I told you something that I don't talk about very often, emo bitch. And you have the nerve to make up a whole story to go along with what I told you, which is ENTIRELY untrue, I might add, then actually TELL someone this made up story? Are you fucking crazy? You're lucky I didn't hitch a ride over there and slit your goddamn throat! Make up stories about how Daddy rapes you and Mommy beats you all you fucking want, but don't you DARE make up shit about me.

Do you realize that not even your own friends believe what you say anymore? You tell half-truths, then make up the rest so it sounds more drama-filled and people will give you more sympathy. I'm wondering whether I should even believe that self-hating bullshit you pull, because I think you just do it for the attention.

Let's not even get into how much you love to be abused. Oh yeah. I bet if I beat the shit out of you, you'd fall in love with me, and then go on to waaaaaaaaaaangst all over the place about how you love me even though I beat you. Just because that sounds oh sooooo pitifuuuuul and saaaaaaaaaaaaad and other people will call you stupid for it and probably leave you hanging, which you'd love even more so you can find new people to pity your sorry ass.

Get over your fake drama. You need some long term hospitalization. Thank you.
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Woo! In honor of this new community, I place here, the first rant, a rant I made quite a while ago!

I'm an RPer and we constantly have these idiots who "can't handle the drama in the game because it's OOOOO SO SAD MAH TEERS BE WEEPIN YOOOOOOO!11!!!"

I'm sorry, human, but it seems to me that you didn't realize you were in a game. You know. A game...that's not real. Oh...gee, did I say something wrong? Like...the game's not real? Gasp. Why did I say it? Maybe because...it's true? Yeah, man, you didn't get the memo? Games aren't real. Must be some new plot of evil from the heavens or something, man. But seeing as we've got that established...

Why the fuck are you crying because I told you that your character couldn't join my game simply to smut up another character? Especially when you can't take care of your own! It's. A. Game. Get. Over. It. I hope rabid birds peck at your skull until your brains (or lack thereof) leak onto the floor.

And while we're on the subject of idiots who take games too seriously, let's move on to you. Yes. I know you think so and so is a great player. So do I. She's an EXCELLENT player. But when your character starts acting funny because so and so's character likes my character more than yours, which, by the way, you don't even KNOW because your character has only seen our characters together over a period of TWO MINUTES, and he never talks to you about her, you need to be SHOT. And then when you threaten to LEAVE because your "plot" was ruined, you need to have your eyes gouged out with rusty sporks.

And you. Yes, I know what happened in the game was sad. But QUIT COMPLAINING TO ME. First off, I didn't do it. Second off, it's. A. Bloody. Game. Meaning, it DIDN'T HAPPEN. If there is one person I am NEVER watching a sad movie with, it's YOU. In fact...I have about ten thousand dead baby jokes with your name on it.

Emo people should not join online roleplays.

Emo people should not live.

(And by emo, I mean people who are overemotional all the time, and make up drama just cause...and like it that way. Eeyore from Pooh was emo. Not happy unless they're unhappy.)
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