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Woo! In honor of this new community, I place here, the first rant, a rant I made quite a while ago!

I'm an RPer and we constantly have these idiots who "can't handle the drama in the game because it's OOOOO SO SAD MAH TEERS BE WEEPIN YOOOOOOO!11!!!"

I'm sorry, human, but it seems to me that you didn't realize you were in a game. You know. A game...that's not real. Oh...gee, did I say something wrong? Like...the game's not real? Gasp. Why did I say it? Maybe because...it's true? Yeah, man, you didn't get the memo? Games aren't real. Must be some new plot of evil from the heavens or something, man. But seeing as we've got that established...

Why the fuck are you crying because I told you that your character couldn't join my game simply to smut up another character? Especially when you can't take care of your own! It's. A. Game. Get. Over. It. I hope rabid birds peck at your skull until your brains (or lack thereof) leak onto the floor.

And while we're on the subject of idiots who take games too seriously, let's move on to you. Yes. I know you think so and so is a great player. So do I. She's an EXCELLENT player. But when your character starts acting funny because so and so's character likes my character more than yours, which, by the way, you don't even KNOW because your character has only seen our characters together over a period of TWO MINUTES, and he never talks to you about her, you need to be SHOT. And then when you threaten to LEAVE because your "plot" was ruined, you need to have your eyes gouged out with rusty sporks.

And you. Yes, I know what happened in the game was sad. But QUIT COMPLAINING TO ME. First off, I didn't do it. Second off, it's. A. Bloody. Game. Meaning, it DIDN'T HAPPEN. If there is one person I am NEVER watching a sad movie with, it's YOU. In fact...I have about ten thousand dead baby jokes with your name on it.

Emo people should not join online roleplays.

Emo people should not live.

(And by emo, I mean people who are overemotional all the time, and make up drama just cause...and like it that way. Eeyore from Pooh was emo. Not happy unless they're unhappy.)
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On September 12th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC), bellehiver commented:
Totally with you on the emo people sentiment. Emo should stick to being a cute style of dress/haircut, and nothing else. Ever.

I really hate people that can't further RP plots except by creating tragedies for their own characters. v____v
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On October 27th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC), betareject commented:
OMFG *dies of laughter* this rant has made my day. Thank you.
On October 28th, 2005 02:52 am (UTC), chichaiwa replied:
I am an Idiot!Magnet, and therefore, I almost always have plenty of things to say. :P
On October 28th, 2005 11:14 pm (UTC), betareject replied:
*winces* ouch! I pity you! =/ Although i have to say your rants are so painfully true and hilarious at the same time so kudos to you for that =D
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On February 16th, 2013 11:04 pm (UTC), memukasoximi commented:
what are you doing? Let’s chat Go Here dld.bz/chwZJ
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